20.Aug.14 7 hours ago

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

And a sassy come back that makes your boner press against your zipper.

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20.Aug.14 7 hours ago
20.Aug.14 7 hours ago

I swear to Satan. periods are a curse. Why do you have to be like a zillion times hornier while on it…

I mean its already a struggle every other day of the month to keep it in my pants.

20.Aug.14 9 hours ago
20.Aug.14 9 hours ago

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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20.Aug.14 9 hours ago